Donald Trump doesn’t want to be President. The Don has never wanted to be President. He’s a spoiled kid who would never take the most difficult job on the planet. Who would? Though taking his lumps on the campaign trail, he’s laughing all the way to the bank while we, the American people, watch the most lucrative commercial in the history of the world.
Total cost to Donald Trump for the most lucrative commercial in history: your dignity.
[Absent on picture day: Ted Cruz]
The White House: the final frontier
These are the voyages of the starship Hillary.
Its 4- to 8-year mission: to explore strange new worlds,
to seek out new life and new civilizations,
to boldly go where no woman has gone before.
Hillary celebrates victory weeks ahead of election!
[Live at the Paramount in Seattle]
Hillary Clingon T-Shirts
“It’s time for Donnie Brasco to regroup, but he’ll never go away. Just ask me.”